Showing posts with label stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stories. Show all posts

Thursday, 8 December 2011

I nearly broke a rule (and later my hand)...

... and nearly ran in the laser tag place.

So as you may have guessed from that sentance, I went laser tagging.

To begin my story, we shall start at noon, this past Friday. I was slogging through school, as usual, pushing to be done so I could freely enjoy the fun night my youth group was going to have. After a while, I finished it. I had decided that morning to wear contacts, as I didn't know if we would have to wear goggles or not when lasering. Glasses just get in the way.

My mother drove us to the church and my little brother, Michael, and I joined the others who were going. There were the Far twins (identical twins no less. At least they were different things), Ty, Ash, Bry, a guy I didn't know the name of, Jo, and the drivers. Several others would meet us there.

We walked outside into the chill and divied up into car groups. Naturally, since I don't really have any friends at the church, I ended up going with the extra drivers in their van. So I answered questions when asked, and zoned out the rest of the time.

Upon ariving, we first avoided the slew of little kids jumping out of the building, obviously raving about how cool it had been. Then we parked and walked inside. About three arcade games lined one wall, several vending machines on the other. One of the last sides was the desk, and the last either let you into the bathrooms, up the staris to the observation deck for mothers who needed a break from hyper kids, and the entrance to the 'airlock'. Neon colours on black decorated the airlock. Rods lined the walls, holding the vests off the floor in a neat line.

The others of our group caught up with us. Cam, Tal, Pau, and a couple others I didn't know were there to fight with us. Just so you know, Cam is my next door neighbour. That's an important detail for later.

We all signed our names and code names on a peice of paper specially designed for that purpose. I was Blank Parchment.   All total, there were twenty of us playing.

The explanation dude, whom I shall call Ron for the sake of having a name attatched to him, gathered us 'round the entrance to the airlock. He then proceeded to tell us about the various ways to fire the 'faser'. Or is it spelt 'phaser'?

Anywho, to fire normal single shots, simply pinch the metal sensors at the end of the gun and squeeze the trigger and release it.

To fire machine gun style, have your fingers on the metal, and squeeze and hold the trigger. Release when you wish to stop firing.

To fire a bomb, release the sensors, pull the trigger and hold it, then aim in the direction of as many people as possible. After that, hold the sensers again. KaBoom! You've shot a bomb!

After that he stepped bak into the airlock and read off our code names and the vest we would wear. I was Green18. A lovely rhyme, but that's beside the point. The point is that Cam was also on my team. Yay for me! He plays Halo incase you were wondering, which you probably weren't, and that means he's really good at games like this. And Michael was on my team.

It was then I discovered that I had made the mistake of wearing a nice purple plaid-ish shirt that didn't seem very light coloured. At the time. I also didn't think my jeans were light coloured, but the black light proved me wrong. I glowed. It looked cool, when we played, but I glowed. In the dark. So I was an easy target.

We pulled on the sweat smelling vests and unclipped our fasers so we could hold them further than three inches away from us. The fasers were attatched to the vest via a cable thing that comunicated with the vest and recorded hits, both by you and on you.

After Ron explained the rules in a deadpan-funny-slightly-sarcastic way that I thought was funny (though I hid my giggles), he released us into the arena. First we had to shoot a target on the wall, whereupon our gun would growl 'Go' at us and start ticking. That meant we had about one minute to find a good spot to start.

Then the music began playing and the fog machines began pumping. And it rocked. I speed walked around, crouching behind obsticles and checking out the ramp/balcony things that lined the long sides of the room. I held my gun one handed in front of me and shot at all the reds I saw. But they always got me before I got them. Around ten minutes later, catching my breath in a hidey hole, I puzzled over the fact that everyone held their guns two handed. And then it dawned on me. Of course! Ron had shown us the sensers and told us how to fire! After calling myself stupid and forgetful, I leaped out and began shooting everyone... properly. And they got hit! So did I, but I didn't care! I had remembered how to shoot!

All too soon the game was over. We filed into the airlock, shooting the target thing again at Ron's prompting. Then we hung up our vests and milled out into the front room. We gathered around the TV that served as a scoreboard. I didn't do too badly. I was 16th out of twenty. Cam, of course, was first. No suprise there!

We each were given a small sheet of paper with our statistics on them. I had a 3.98 acuracy. 728 shots Oh boy. I laughed at that.

Ron let us compare for a minute, then asked if we wanted the same teams for the second game or not. We voted for mixing it up. Michael was on my team again, but Cam wasn't. Never mind that, though! This time I knew how to shoot! I was once again Green18. We entered, shot the target, and dash-walked off to a good place to start. The music started. I was in my element, so to speak. I whirled around stealthily, shooting the reds and a few of the greens by accident. Fortunantly, that didn't count against us, as Ron had explained. I got hit a lot. I didn't think I hit much though.

Now for the part that was more than a little awkward.

For a couple weeks now, I've suspected that Cam has a girlfriend. My older brother and I ran into them at the movie store. Cam brought her to laser tag.

So the part that was awkward was when I rounded a corner, having seen glimmers of their vests in the dark. Cam was red, she was green. On the other side of a slatted barrier, I shot at them, then ran off as I saw how close they were. It looked like in the dark of the room they had been about to kiss! Naurally, I didn't stay around to find out.

All too soon, the music ended and the fog cleared. We removed our vests, retreived our new score sheets and veiwed our results. I was now in twelth place, with an 8.30 acuracy, about 658 shots fired. Much improved, no?

Of course, one guy, not Cam, had decided to go for acuracy alone. He got a 24.00 acuracy! *gaw drop*

Out in the parking lot, we decides that we'd go to Timmies for some refreshment. I got a chocolate milk and a sourcream glazed donut.

And then we drove home. Or at least, back to the church. Co, the youth leader, drove Be and me home the rest of the way.

And that, my dear friends, was my night of laser tagging.
And now for my tale of nearly breaking my hand.
Yes, my hand is/has been/did bruise. And it's another result of youth group.

Basically, we were playing a type of tag where there's a zombie (who can't bend his/her knees and must walk/run/shuffle around with a hand on their head at all times) and all the rest are humans. Each hunman has a sock. If a zombie is hit by a sock twice, they must o back to the regeneration room and stay for a couple seconds. Then they can come back and be fierce again. The zombies have to tag everyone. The humans try to eveade.

Now in the first game, It turns out that An was one of the zombies. I suspected as much because I had heard her get tagged when our youth leader was choosing zombies. So when she turned into a zombie after being out of the room for a minute (a rule I didn't really feel like explaining) She told me to just hit her with my sock twice. So I did, and she went back to the room and stayed there, as this really isn't her type of game. Then I went down a few stairs and was about to open a door when Cory, the leader, burst out roaring with a hand upon his head.

Naturally, I screamed as I did that odd jittery jumpy thing girls do when they get seriously suprised. Needless to say, I was too suprised to run and Cory tagged me. So I was a zombie for the rest of the game.

Then we played it again. I once again was tagged soon into the game. Towrads the end of the game, several (as in, about six) guys had baracaded themselves into a room. They were about to close the door so I ran at it, hopeing that I could at least stop it from closeing then push it open and tag someone.

Well, my plan may have sounded good, but it wasn't. I shoved my hand between the door and doorway without really considering that there were at least four guys putting all their weight into slamming the door shut to keep me out. Cory was the only one I could really see, but a Farmer (not sure which one... they're identical) and Bry and Jo and I think Bev were in there as well. Probably a couple others. And well, none of these guys are exactly small little fellows, except for the Farmer. He's shorter and skinny.

So my fingers on my right hand were crushed in the door. Almost as soon as the door had hit, Cory had yanked it open and was asking if I was all right. I'm pretty proud of my reponse. I didn't cry, though my hand hurt like blue blazes and I couldn't really bend my fingers. And I managed to make a cherant statement concerning my fingers and headed back to the room. I'd gotten hit by well over two socks and decided to use the room to recover my composure a little more.

There I looked upon my dear hand. The joint just below my fingernail on my middle finger had a few lovely scrapes that stung and hurt a lot. The joint below that had what apeared to be a combanation of a blister and a wart that most certainly hadn't been there before. My ring finger was quite red and swelling a little. My pointer finger was also red and swelling. My that middle finger, oh that middle finger! It was swelling nicely. Very nicely.

Well, by now I had recovered enough and bent my fingers, showing they weren't broken. But oh how my hand hurt! Even now, even two minutes after being slammed.

Then the rest of the group came trouping back into the room. Zombies had broken through the last defenses and the game was over.

Cory saw me and again asked how my hand was. I smiled, a rather painful smile, and held up my hand, bending the fingers for him. "Better, sorta," was my reply.

A girl in the group called Adi looked at me and asked what happened to it. Cory answered before I did. I just showed Adi my hand. She made the appropriate suck-in-your-breath and owch and ooo noises. Then a couple others looked.

After that Cory said we'd play one more game of it. He said they'd do better this time. He had a joking smile as he said this time they'd break fingers. I just rolled my eyes.

My hand still stung and ached, but I played anyway. In that game I ran dowstairs and hid behind a pillar disguised as a tree in a dark room. Of course, the zombied knew that this room is a favourite room amoung humans and two soon came. I circled the tree trunk as the zombies went around the other sider, heading for one of the Farmers. I made a break for the open door. Bry saw me and he ran at me, tagging me before I reached the door. Being tagged while running threw off my balence and I stumbled into the wall. Out of reflex I said, "Ow." Bry imeadiatly was sorry and apologized. Then I apologized to him for saying ow wehn I really wasn't hurt. I'm sure he must have thought me slightly ditzy then. Oh well. I ran out the door and helped other zombies break open Cory's hiding spot. The rest of the game passed without incodent and we returned to the room safe and sound.

Now, we almost always go to McDonald's after youth. An and I drove there. Bry, Bev, Jo, and a junior youth, Bri, were already there. (Bri is Bry and Bev's sister) Bev asked me how my hand was. I had a slightly spacey sounding relpy along the lines of, "Oh! It's fine! Much better." He nodded in a way that seemed to say 'Oh that's good.' Then Bri, who is a fun girl and decently mature for her age (which is a year younger than me little brother whom I shall now call Micheal and I'll call my older brother James for the sake of them having names. Not that they're part of this story) asked me what happened to my hand. "Oh, it got slammed in a door during a game," I said as I showed her my hand. She winced at the sight of my red appendage. I looked at it again. The swelling had increased, especially on my middle finger. The second joint was now one and a half times the normal size.

When I got home, I had fun entertaining Micheal and James with my tale. I also had fun soothing the pain with an ice pack from the freezer.

Now, several days later, my pointer finger has an interesting purpley blue look to it. Sort of an underlying glow, you know? The knuckles on most of my other fingers were also briused. The back of my thumb has the blue tinge tio it and is quite tender. I'm actually hoping that the visible bruises will stay 'till next youth group. I want to show Cory the bruises he and the others gave me.  Maybe it'll encourage them to not slam so hard.

Saturday, 29 October 2011

How to Create Good Characters

This is not a post about character as in a person's character. It's about charaters, as in books and movies. Keep reading if you want to find out how I create characters.

First off, create a sort of form/character sheet. I gernerally use this one.

Full name:
Nickname:
Gender:
Age:
Personality:
Crush:
GF/BF:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Strengths:
Weaknesses:
Talents:
Description:
Other:
History:

Now, that seems like a bunch of random things. Here's the same form, but with a breif explanation of each word.

Full name: The full name of your character. Such as Lucy Rae McFly
Nickname: Any nicknames your character might have. Include deragatory/harmful nicknames.
Gender: This is pretty obvious, right?
Age: Pretty obvious?
Personality: Use a series of words to describe your character. Such as 'helpful, mistrusting, angrey, loving, silly, bubbly, fun, annoying' and any other adjectives you might come up with.
Crush: Who your character has a crush on.
GF/BF: Your character's boyfriend or girlfriend, if they have one.
Likes: A list of likes. Could be anything from apples to swimming to hand grenades. Both things your character likes to do, eat, see, and what types of people they like.
Dislikes: The opposite of above.
Strengths: This is different from likes. While your character may like some things, they may not be good at them, or the thing may not be able to be a strength. (like apples... how could that be a strength??)
Weaknesses: Opposite of above. Also things your characer doesn't like doing (such as telling lies)
Talents: Choose a few strengths (or even weaknesses, since telling convincing lies is a talent, albeit one we don't really want) and list them here. This is what your character is really good at.
Description: Describe how your character looks. Don't just find a picture and say 'that's it', take time to describe how your character looks. Let's face it, this is great practice for describing things when you're writing as well.
Other: Anything else not covered by the other topics you wnat to include.
History: This is where you write a bit about your character's past. Try to have a decent sized paragraph on this. You don't have to go in depth, just try to have their life outlined in simple sentances.

Now I shall show you a character I've created with this form. In the story this character is in, he is stranded on an island with the rest of his school class.

Full name: Markus James McKethe
Nickname: Mark
Gender: M
Age: 18
Personality: Kind, honest, loyal, stubbon, a little loud, funny, has ocasional bouts of moodiness, can be serious when needed to be.
Crush: It will most likely end up Rebecca
GF/BF: None
Likes: Jokes, honey, coffee, climbing, soccer and football, frisbees.
Dislikes: Losing, not having coffee, people who can't take a joke.
Strengths: Climbing, finding honey and coffee plants, identifying plants, general althleticism, endurance.
Weaknesses: Sprinting for much more than 25-ish yards, making things that stand up to a stiff breeze, math, art of any kind (he's horrible at it).
Talents: Finding and identifying plants, finding honey, climbing, endurance.
Description: Markus is slightly above average height, at 6 feet tall. He is pretty muscular since he has been working out for four years. He has reddish brown hair and green eyes. He has huge feet that he constantly trips over.
Other: He is very clumsy, klutzy would be a beter discription.
History: Markus was born to a 17 year-old girl who made a huge mistake. She knew she wasn't ready for taking care of an infant, so she put him up for adoption. Almost right away he was adopted. Markus grew up in a loving family. He has seven siblings, two sisters who were born naturaly to his parents after they adopted him, one brother who was also 'natural' child, an adopted brother/sister set of twins, and two more adopted brothers, both older than him. He learned how to make himself heard by having that lot for a family. His older brothers are both married. The oldest has two kids already and the younger of them has one child. Markus had a best friend named Rob when he was 13. One day Rob dissapeared and was never found. Markus has always felt guilty about that. He feels as if he could have stopped it.

And there you have it! That is my way of creating a character. Of course, any character that's created has a great chance of growing into something you weren't planning one, so don't worry if that happens and ride the tides of your imagination!

ba-dee ba-dee ba-dee, That's all folks!

Wednesday, 13 April 2011

Saturday Stories!!.... On Wednesday.

So I don't remember exactly where I left off.  So I backtracked a little bit to a place I new I'd covered.


Jake turned back to the surrounding flora.  “I think there’s...” His voice trailed off and he surged forward through the underbrush.
“Jake?  Jake!  Where are you going?”  I tripped over branches that lashed out at me in his wake.  I scrambled to my feet and followed him again.
“Come on Sara!  I KNOW this place!  I KNOW it!” Jake called out excitedly to me.  I grunted in reply as I struggled to keep up with him.  Jake turned a corner and I lost sight of him.
“Jake?  Jake?”
A hand shot out from under me and pulled me into the earth.  Another hand wrapped it’s bony self around my mouth before I could make any sound that might give me away.  I twisted around till I could see the face of my captor.  As soon as I had, I wished I hadn’t, for it was one of the dreaded Arouthgrots.  Two evil red eyes stared at me from their abyss of a face.  I knew that I was as good as dead now.  Once an Arouthgrot has captured its prey, in this case, me, it won’t let go for anything.  Fortunately, the Arouthgrots also knock their prey out quickly, so that’s what happened to me next.  It seemed hours that I wallowed in the murky darkness of unconsciousness, waiting for death.  The next waking thing I knew, I was staring into Jake’s face.
“Where am I?” I asked him.
“Sara!  You’re alive!”  Jake said, mountains of relief in his voice and what looked like tears in his eyes.  Wait.  Tears?  JAKE?
“Why wouldn’t I be alive?” I asked, then remembered what had happened before falling unconscious. “Wait, stupid question.  A better one would be *how* am I alive?”
Jake was silent for a minute before starting his side of the tale.
“After a minute, I realized you weren’t following me anymore.  In fact, I couldn’t hear any noise from you.  So I followed my trail until I found where yours ended.  It was so strange.  Half of one of your footprints was gone.  I felt around that spot until I found a trapdoor.  It covered half of one of your prints.  Before I entered, I looked around for some sort of weapon.  I found you knife.” 
Here Jake paused and handed my knife back to me.  I took it by the emerald green hilt and turned it over as he continued.
 “I also grabbed a dry branch and made a torch out of it and the bottom of my shirt.  I lit it using your knife and a stone.  Then I was ready to find you.  I pried up the trapdoor and dropped myself in.  The door closed with an ominous thud behind me.” 
I could see Jake was beginning to enter story telling mode.  Now I suspected that he would go into more detail and such. 
“I shuddered at the sudden chill that blew towards me, fouled with smells from the deep pit of the world.  But I could not stay there.  I had a princess to find.  The tunnel led me onwards and with your knife and the torch, I wasn’t afraid of much, though I was certainly wary of any noise.  Then, my torch blew out.  And of course, I hadn’t thought to bring a rock with me to use to light it again.”
He play bowed.
“Jake the Unorganized, at your service.” 
I laughed of course.  It was so typical of him. 
“Anyways, without my light, panic threatened to take control.  I must have stood there for five minutes trying to regain my control of myself.  After I found that I could breath, I continued my way up the tunnel, feeling the sides since my light was gone.  That’s when I ran smack dab into some sort of furry critter.  It squealed and raced back the direction it had come from.  I figured that if such a critter was running that way, there must be a way out in that direction.  So I sprinted after.  Needless to say, it was much faster than me and I soon lost it.  Then I realized that I was lost as well.  Whatever it was had careened through the tunnels and preformed so many switchbacks and darted off into so many tunnels that I had absolutely no clue where I was or even what direction I had come from.  The music reached me then;  wild, haunting music.  It seemed to reach into the very depths of my soul and grasp at my feelings.  It pulled me to a large room where it abruptly stopped.  Then I realized my mistake.    It was an enchantment.  It had pulled me into the center of the Arouthgrot tunnel network.  I ducked into the shadows before they could see me.  I felt a hand on my shoulder and whirled around, your knife in hand, to see who it was.  No one was there.  A voice that I instantly knew I could trust whispered in my ear, 'All will be well, This, I can tell, that you will be alright.  Follow the glow, You must need go slow, Never stray from the light.'  Of course, after this cryptic message, my nerves were all on end.  Then the strangest thing happened.  Your knife hilt began to glow.  A pure, white glow.  It flowed out from the blade tip and onto the floor, following what seemed to be a set course.  I thought that if the Arouthgrots hadn't seen me before, they would now.  Amazingly, they paid no attention to me in the least.  I figured that I might as well follow the voice's directions, so I stepped into the path of light.  Instantly, the glow shot upward to cover me.  I figured that this must be some sort of invisibility device.  I was right.  I followed the path until I came to a mirror.  It have no clue what a mirror was doing underground.  But the glow seemed to enter the mirror and continue on down a path inside.  Logic told me that it was just a reflection, but my heart urged me to step inside anyways.  I did.  The mirror absorbed me like a dry rag absorbs washwater.  It was the second most strange feeling I've felt in my life, being sucked in like that.  The *first* most strange feeling was what went on inside the mirror.  Scenes of my life began to play before my eyes in perfect detail, from the exact perspective I had viewed them when I lived them.  They started from me entering the mirror and rapidly progressed backwards through my life.  Arguments I had tried to forget, mistakes that cost me a lot, times of laughter I never want to forget all moved past me at blinding speed.  Then I saw my first year.  Sara, I've NEVER known where I came from... not till that moment.  Sara, you were right.  I am the high king of Lathlialta.  Every detail of my first year is so vivid!  I remember the Rantorgans destroying my father's palace.  I remember watching from my cradle as they killed my mother, who as desperately trying to protect me, in front of."
All the tears I had seen in Jake's eyes were now falling out at these awful memories.

Saturday, 2 April 2011

Hello Neglected Blog

Sorry dear blog, I've been busy, lol.

Well, I've decided that Saturdays will be "Saturday Stories".  Here is the continuation of the story I posted a bit of... two weeks ago.

Jake was a sight to behold.  His mouth hung slack, his eyes grew huge and his legs appeared as if they could give way at any moment.  He opened and closed his mouth as if trying to speak.  No sound was emitted.  He licked his lips and tried again.
“Sara!  You never told me your friend was a dragon!”
I grinned at him as I scrambled aboard Klypton’s scaly back.
“You coming?”
“Of course!  I mean, if Klypton doesn’t mind of course.”
I felt a tickle in my thoughts and repeated the dragon’s message to Jake.
“He says he would gladly carry you if you are indeed the one who has helped his dear friend Sara in her quest.”
Jake carefully climbed up behind me.  “What exactly was your quest?  I know you were collecting a special something, but you never told me what it was.  All I ever saw of it was round hard stones.”
“Jake.  Those so called stones WERE my quest!  They were dragon eggs!  They are rock hard at first and come in beautiful colours.  Thus, they were mistakenly part of rare stone collections.  My job was to get them back to their, and my, place of origin; Charissta.”  I told Klypton we were ready and he took off, beating the air with his wings until we looked no bigger than a sparrow from the ground.  I could almost feel Jake’s confusion as he sat behind me.
“are you saying that you’re from Charissta, your made-up country?  The one you even know the constitution for?  You’re crazy!”
“I may be crazy, but at least I’m sane.” I then told him with a smile.  Of course, he couldn’t see the smile because he was behind me.
“You are so weird.”
I laughed.  “Thank you."
"Now would you be so kind as to explain all this?"
"Certainly.  I'm not actually a distant cousin of your mother's father's cousin's sister's great nephew's cousin, thank goodness.  That was just an easy way to get people confused and to get them to quit asking me who I was."
"You're telling me!" Jake cut in, "That took me five minutes to try to get it straight the first time I heard you say it, and then I just gave up cause it was too confusing!"
"Right, now on with my tale.  Back in Charissta, I was given the task of finding and obtaining seventeen dragon eggs that were stolen from my world.  Thanks to your wonderful help, I've now completed the quest and am going to send the eggs back to their rightful home.  Now I'm going to drop a bombshell on you, Jake.  You are not from Earth either.  You were swiped off Charissta when you were but eleven months old and transplanted into the adoption systems here on Earth."
"What on earth are you talking about?  I'm adopted, but that doesn't mean you can go around making up stories about my origin!"
"It's not stories Jake!  I'm telling the truth!  Now hang on, this is gonna get a little wild."  I asked Klypton to surge up as high and as fast as he could, then, when we were as high as we could go without passing out from lack of air, we dove nearly straight down.  The wind whistled by our ears as we hung on for dear life.  Just as Klypton would have hit the ground, we entered a special portalway that wouldn't open unless you were riding a diving dragon.  Blue sparks seemed to eat away at us while the air clung to our skin as if charged with static electricity mixed with half-set pudding.  All feeling faded away then came rushing back.  We were through.  Klypton settled down in a clearing filled with green grass.  Jake slid off and walked towards a stump in the middle of the clearing.  I followed him, not sure what he was doing.
"I remember this." he said softly.  "I was surrounded by talking animals and pushed through a portalway."  He turned around to me, clearly exited now.  "Sara!  I remember!  I WAS from Charissta!  I was!  This is so cool!"  He turned around and stared at the surrounding land.  I knelt down and bowed my head.
"What do you say we do now, Prince?"
Jake was startled and faced me again.  "What are you talking about Sara?  Or who are you talking to?  And why are you on your knees?"
"Do you not remember?  You're the Prince of what citizens of Charissta call the 'Unknown Lands', more commonly known to you as Lathlialta.  You're destined to become High King."
"You're joking."
I rose to my feet and faced him.  "I most certainly am not!  You are the high king!  I need to get back to Charissta and return the eggs.  Would you like to accompany the Princess Sara back to her homeland?"
Jake raised an eyebrow.  "You, a princess.  That'll be the day."
“Shut up.  It’s true.  And like you, I didn’t know for most of my life.”
Jake turned back to the surrounding flora.  “I think there’s...” His voice trailed off and he surged forward through the underbrush.
“Jake?  Jake!  Where are you going?”  I tripped over branches that lashed out at me in his wake.  I scrambled to my feet and followed him again.


To be continued....
Buwahhaha!

Sunday, 20 March 2011

Story anyone?

Here's a small part of a story I've been writing.

Dear Diary,
This afternoon I was riding the bus on my way to my dad's work office to bring him lunch. In the sea across from me, an enormously overweight man with dark bushy eyebrows was talking into a little blue cell phone. He had a deep, husky voice. "Yes, of course. I have it right here with me... Er, not exactly. I'll bring them tonight... Sounds good... I love you too, Grandma," Then the big man looked at me, and I realized I had been staring at him. He hung up on his grandma, and glared at me. "What are you looking at, kid?" he growled. On a sudden impulse, it seemed, he patted his pockets and looked around him. "Where... ? You! Give me back my cookies!!!"  Of course, I recognized the man's code.  Now I just had to do my part and get us both kicked off the bus.
“Idiot,” I snarled at him, “Do you really think I’d be so stupid as to swipe cookies off of the likes of you?  They’d probably be contaminated with your filth!”  The man did smell bad, Diary, he really did.  Okay, this is gonna get annoying, having to write as if I'm talking to you, so I'm just gonna write it as a story from now on.  Hope you don't mind Diary.... Anyways....  Then the guy growled at me and made as if to attack me.  Of course, knowing this was coming, I was prepared.  The bus driver had pulled over and was trying to stop the guy.  Unfortunately for the driver, it was too late.  The greasy stranger had already thrown a punch at me.  I removed a small packet from my pocket as his fist collided gently with my nose.  My own hands flew up and squeezed the small packet.  It burst, sending red liquid everywhere, just like a bloody nose.  I screamed and let loose the fury of my fists on him.  I was pulled off him and I fought my new enemies as the stranger was pulled off the bus.  I struggled and lunged for the bus door, just making it out as the others grasped for me again.  It was pretty fun Diary, and I had a hard time looking angry during this.
I now ran after the nasty man and disappeared around the corner.  There was the guy, removing his wig and replacing his tattered coat with a clean, whole one.  He had also removed the padding that is most commonly used for the guys who play Santa in malls.  Now, the guy turned to me.
“Did you get it?” he asked. 
I nodded.  “It was right where it was supposed to be.”
“Good.  Now let’s get going. We can’t stick around here much longer.  That stunt we had to pull blew our cover.”
Ok,” I replied, “I’ll just call my... ahem.... *friend* and have him pick us up out of town.”
We started walking out of town.  
“You know, I’ve never met this friend of yours, how do you know he or she will keep the secret?”
I glared at him. “You should know by now to trust me in this.  My friend is perfectly trustworthy, he’ll keep the secret, which I’ve hidden in my coat pocket.”
The guy shrugged.  Then he glanced to his right.  “Hey Sara, you sure this is the right way?  It seems we just entered Suburban-Land.”
“Relax Jake.  I know what I’m doing.”
“You sure?  You know what happened in Ohio...”
I whipped around to him.  “So I took a wrong turn there that nearly got us killed.  You don’t have to keep bringing it up!  And this town is practically next door to my hometown.  I.  Known.  Where.  I’m.  Going.”  I whirled back around and marched down the street, causing Jake to have to jog to catch up.  Soon Suburban-Land ended abruptly and acres upon acres of land stretched out before us.  We wandered in an aimless fashion over the field to a bushy area.  I let out a shrill whistle.  Jake covered his ears.
“Ow!  How many times do I have to ask you to warn me before you do that?!”
I ignored him as I scanned the sky.  A large bird shape soon hovered above the bushes.  Suddenly, It dove right at us, growing larger than any normal bird of prey.  The bushes were just big enough to cover the grandeur of the beast.  I turned to Jake.
“Meet Klypton, the friend I told you about.”